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| #126 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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Sotia isi intreaba sotul:
- Dragule, ce-ti place mai mult la mine: trupul meu perfect, sau fata mea foarte frumoasa?
Sotul raspunde:
- Simtul umorului!
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| #127 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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in anul 1800 dracula manca fete virgine. in anul 2006 dracula a murit de foame
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| #128 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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Un cetatean avand o broasca pe cap, se duce la doctor.
Intra in cabinetul acestuia si BROASCA zice:
- Ia uitati, D-le doctor, ce mi-a crescut in fund
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| #129 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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Trei cai batrani la un bar...zice unu':
-Ba io cand eram tanar fugeam cu 100kmh!...al doilea,zice:
-Aia nu-i nimic!io fugeam cu 150 kmh!...al treilea:
-Ma duc pana la WC;vin imediat si va spun si eu cu cat de tare fugeam...
Se intalniste,acesta,cu un caine batran,rau de tot.Cainele ii zice calului:
-Am auzit despre ce vorbeati...sa stii ca eu cand eram tanar fugeam de mancam pamantul...fugeam cu 500 kmh !!!In fine...se intoarce calu' si le zice la ceilalti:
-Ba,sa vedeti,cainele ala poate sa vorbeasca!!!!
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| #130 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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Un tip cade de la etajul 7. Dupa vreo 5 minute īi cade si parul: vjjjupp!
Folosise o lotiune care īntīrzia caderea parului !
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| #131 |
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TU traiesti pentru ca te-a lasat Chuck Norris
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| #132 |
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Chuck Norris s-a nascut intr-o cabana construita de el
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| #133 |
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Mutu ii spune la surd ca orbu se uita la ei
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| #134 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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Nu va suparati, caut strada Libertatii!
-Nu ma supar! Cautati-o!
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| #135 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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La doctor:
-D-le doctor, cainele meu nu are nas!!!
-Si cum miroase?????
-Ingrozitor..
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| #136 |
 PICIUMEMBRU SPECIALDin: FOCSANI
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chiar cas seci
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| #137 |
gedoxVIPDin: LastChaos
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trebuie sa si postezi bancuri
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| #138 |
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2 cior stau pe casa .. si una cade !!
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| #139 |
 bulykMEMBRU ACTIVDin: PH
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Un moshneag shi o baba au murit de tineri....
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| #140 |
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 )) tare am ras la unele ...si acu ma tin de burta 
Sa va dau si eu cateva 
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #141 |
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- Azi noapte te-ai prefacut?
- Nu, chiar dormeam, zise ea.
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #142 |
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Un ciobanesc german se duce la posta si cere sa trimita o telegrama.
Telegrama scria: woof woof wooof wooof woof.
Functionara o ia, se uita si ii spune: - Stiti, la acelasi pret mai aveti voie sa mai scrieti de 3 ori woof;
Cainele se uita la ea si raspunde:
- Da, dar atunci n-ar mai avea nici un sens...
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #143 |
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Un orb cu mana pe razatoare:
`Cine dracu a scris prostia asta?`
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #144 |
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Doua fantome stateau de vorba:
- Auzi, tu crezi in oameni?
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #145 |
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- Ce-i trece unei muste prin cap cand se loveste de parbrizul unei masini care merge cu 120 km la ora?
- ????
- Fundu`!
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #146 |
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- Tata ce este un travestit?
- Intreaba pe mama, el stie...
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #147 |
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De cati psihologi e nevoie ca sa schimbe un bec?!
- ?!?
- De unul singur....cu conditia ca becul sa vrea!
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #148 |
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- Un om mergea pe cal si dintr-o data a cazut. De ce?
- S-a terminat calul.
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #149 |
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- Ce poti sa mai dai jos de pe o secretara goala?
- Directorul.
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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| #150 |
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De ce vorbesc femeile in timpul actului sexual?
- Ca sunt conectate la o sursa de inteligenta.
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The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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